100m Race: Usain Bolt vs James Corden & Owen Wilson



>>IT’S A MOMENTOUS DAY HERE AT
THE CBS PARKING LOT.
AN HISTORIC PLACE WHERE PEOPLE
WHO WORK ON “THE PRICE IS RIGHT”
PARK THEIR CARS.
THAT IS WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN
WAITING FOR.
USAIN BOLT AND FASTEST MAN IN
THE WORLD, VERSUS JAMES CORDEN,
A LATE NIGHT TELEVISION SHOW WHO
SPENDS MOST OF HIS DAY SITTING
AND THE STAFF OF THE “THE LATE
LATE SHOW” MADE UP OF ALL SORTS
OF NON-ATHLETIC PEOPLE.
THE STAFF MEMBERS ARE PREPARING,
MANY OF WHOM DIDN’T KNOW THIS
WOULD BE HAPPENING.
BROOKE CRUNCHING NUMBERS TILL
THE LAST SECOND.
TIM YOUNG, THE “THE LATE LATE
SHOW” GUITARIST EXERCISING HIS
LUNGS BEFORE THE BIG RACE.
RIDER JUSTIN WEARING SHORTS FOR
THE FIRST TIME IN OVER A DECADE.
MUSIC SUPERVISOR DON SWEENY
APPEARS TO BE WANDERING AROUND
TRYING TO FIND THE FREE PIZZA
PROMISED TO ALL MEMBERS.
JUST OVER THERE IS BAND LEADER
REGGIE WATTS, TODAY IS ACTUALLY
THE FIRST TIME REGGIE HAS BEEN
ON SET BEFORE 5:00 P.M. IN THE
HITS RIOF THE SHOW AND
SUPERVISING PRODUCER JEFF
DRESSED NOT AT ALL APPROPRIATELY
FOR THE RACE.
CORDON AND BOLT.
TWO TITANS OF FITNESS GOING HEAD
TO HEAD.
OH, AND OWEN WILSON IS HERE,
TOO.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
AND THE RUNNERS ARE TAKING THEIR
MARKS IN LANE ONE.
JAMES CORDEN, LATE NIGHT HOST
AND SELF PROCLAIMED FASTEST MAN
IN THE WORLD IN.
LANE TWO USAIN BOLT, NINE-TIME
GOLD MEDAL WINNER AND ACTUAL
FASTEST MAN IN THE WORLD.
IN LANE THREE, OWEN WILSON,
NATIONAL TREASURE.
>>ON YOUR MARK!
GET SET!
>>AN THAT’S A FALSE START FOR
OWEN WILSON, BUT HIS ENTHUSIASM
IS ADMIRABLE.
>>ON YOUR MARK, GET SET —
AND THEY’RE OFF.
USAIN BOLT TAKING THE CLEAR
LEAD.
GORDON SLIPPED OUT A FRAME, OWEN
WILSON IS IN THERE SOMEWHERE AND
USAIN BOLT WINS.
WHAT A RACE!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>NUMBER ONE!
I’M THE WINNER!
>>I GOT THE START I WANTED.
I WAS LEADING RIGHT AT THE VERY
BEGINNING.
I DON’T KNOW, I GOT COCKY.
I TOOK SOMETHING OFF AND YOU
TAKE SOMETHING OFF AGAINST USAIN
BOLT, HE’S GOING TO BLOW YOU
AWAY.
THAT’S WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN.
I’M NOT GOING TO MAKE EXCUSES.
I JUST FLEW IN FROM EUROPE.
YOU KNOW, JET LAGGED, NURSING A
BIT OF A COLD BUT, YOU KNOW, I
GOTTA TIP MY HAT TO HIM.
>>USAIN BOLT WON.
JIM GORDON, 100.
>>I WOULD HAVE LIKE TO HAVE
BEEN IN THE TOP 15, BUT IT
WASN’T MY DAY.
THAT’S THE LIFE OF AN ATHLETE.
THAT’S THE LIFE OF A
PROFESSIONAL TRACK ATHLETE.
SOME DAYS IT COMES AND SOME DAYS
IT DOESN’T.
AND, YOU KNOW — I DIDN’T
ACTUALLY SEE WHO WON IT.
>>YOU’RE LOSING.
NUMBER ONE.
I’M NUMBER ONE.
I’M USAIN BOLT.
THAT’S WHAT’S UP.

Author Since: Mar 11, 2019

  1. Usian Bolt has earned the right to constantly say, "I am no 1" and nobody will say a fucking word. Seriously I strive to be like that. Also this was Usian at a snail's pace and we know this because we can actually see him with our own eyes.

  2. He is actually an 8 time gold medal winner, he had a relay one taken away because Nesta Carter failed a drugs test

  3. что это за долбое б такой толсты?) чет то напрягает, идиот чтоли?

  4. James Corden is always talking shit about inclusivity and diversity just like CBS but I didn't see many black people employed on his show

  5. Болта бы на полную скорость запустить и посмотреть разницу на 200-х метрах. Было бы прикольно.

  6. James starting breathing heavily from the very beginning 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the guy was really trying though

  7. It would have been funny for all the extra people to crowd around mr bolt, like a mob and get in his way so James could have won. That would have been funny.

  8. Would have been funnier if Bolt just full out sprinted to the finish line just to see what it would actually look like.

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