If Video Games Were Real


(man) PS3 is better than Xbox
and Wii is for little girls!
(Ian) Shut up!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Your tank was upside-down,
and then your Master Chief guy
just came up and flipped
it right back over?
– Yeah.
– Yeah, that’s really realistic.
Okay. Name one game that
would still be fun if it was realistic.
IF VIDEO GAMES
WERE REAL
SUPER MARIO BROS.
Listen, Mario, if you want
a piece of that princess ass,
it’s gonna cost ya.
All right, I’ll pay you in gold coins.
All I got to do is punch this brick.
Aaaah! (bleep)
Wii Sports
0-0.
(grunting)
God! Tennis sucks!
METAL GEAR
SOLID
Snake, we need you
to infiltrate Otacon’s new base.
Be sure to use whatever
you can to sneak in.
Okay, Colonel. I’ve got
something up my sleeve.
♪ (suspenseful music) ♪
– (coughs)
– (rapid firing, screaming)
(gasps)
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA
TURTLES
BATTLETOADS
Katamari
Damacy
Whoo! I’m gonna roll the world up!
– (laughs maniacally)
– He was dropped on his head as a kid.
I’m gonna roll you guys up!
Roll, roll, roll!
The Sims
Someone removed the freaking toilet!
(all screaming in terror)
TOMB
RAIDER
♪ (dramatic music) ♪
(sighs) My back hurts from
these goddamn breast implants.
THE LEGEND OF ZELDA
OCARINA OF TIME
Ah! Ah! Ah!
(yelling)
Hey! What the hell
are you doing to my stuff?
I’m looking for Rupees!
(yelling)
SONIC
THE HEDGEHOG
I’m not seeing any gold rings. Are you?
No. All I’m seeing is blood. Oh, God.
– Oh, come on!
– Red Ring of Death, again.
All right. I’ll just go to
my mom’s house and get the 64.
Thanks.
(whistling)
(phone chimes)
Oh, no! No!!
(screaming)
(grunting)
Help! Help!
Need some help?
Master Chief?!
Thanks for helping out!
I’m sorry I ever doubted you.
(straining)
F–k this.
Fine! I’ll get out of here myself!
I don’t care if it’ll take me
ten minutes or ten years!
10 years later
All right. Who put the skeleton
under the bookshelf?
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Author Since: Mar 11, 2019

  1. oH MY GOD, IT REALLY IS "Wait wait wait wait wait", I totally thought he was just stretching "wooorrrd" out for that length.

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